Hello Famz, how's your pretty selves doing, and you Muslims out there, hope you are not weighed down in this holy month of Ramadan... Okay let's quickly go today's issue, I have to receive a call coming from Aso Rock:
We've talked about two or more things on my blog here, starting from the man that was in relationship saga up to the 5 Top Mobile Applications you all should have on your phones.
It's another story entirely today as today's article is all about fun and comedy!!! Please grab your phone firmly, or stare at your system's screen very well while you enjoy the joke of the year from AkhamPapa:
On the day of resurrection while God is ready for the final judgement, He assigned the Angels to be at the entrance of Paradise to accompany those that will enter into the garden of Eden. Of course, the hell sure has its own designated person that will be at the entrance! Who else??? It's the devil himself!!!!
All renowned people in the world were seeing moving all around, some were happy and some were at the receiving end!!!! Nelson Mandela was seeing jumping around as he was judged to enter the paradise, MKO Abiola also made his way to the garden of Eden. Looking from afar was General Sanni Abacha sweating profusely like Sallah Ram, he's going to the hell, the devil even gave him a special recognition before leading him to hell.
Now it was time to pass judgement to Goodluck Jonathan, the man was very confident as he was sure he lived a worthy life. To his utmost surprise, God ordered him, "GEJ!!! You Are Going To Hell!!!!"
In Shock, Goodluck Jonathan shouted in a hard voice, "GOD!!!! Why Hell?? I lived a worthy live, saved thousands of people I led, never being biased in judgement. I deserve to be in paradise.
"This is not the place to argue or protest. When you get to the entrance of the hell, protest to the Devil." God replied him... Jonathan agreed as he was confident he would be able to convince the DEVIL when he gets to the entrance of the HELL.
Welcome, Goodluck Jonathan, Please let's get inside! The devil addressed GEJ!!!! Never will I enter, GEJ exclaimed. I was only here to ask you why hell is my final abode as God directed me to ask you!
The devil was furious and shouted at GEJ, explained all his sins when he was alive, you even denied me to perform my right during the election by conceding defeat so soon, the devil explained.
GEJ laughed and started pleading to the devil that he would rather follow the rules of God than to perform the your own actions, as that's one of what God loves his creation to perform!!!!
The devil now feeling guilty accepted to move GEJ to paradise but on a condition, GEJ will have to assist the devil in performing a job, he would have to chose between 3 jobs. GEJ agreed.
Getting to the first job is in a room where Umaru Musa Yar'adua is, Yar'adua was seeing lifting blocks and cements from one place to another looking stressed and tired.
GEJ, would you do this job and let Yar'adua go as you are here for same reason, the devil asked, but Jonathan refused, claiming he could not stress himself as he's not so strong for that kind of the job, I 'll do the second job, he assured the Devil!!!!
The next option sets in, he meets General Buhari while running from one angle to another, parking loads and looking tired, he shouted immediately that he would never do this, PMB should rather stay there as he's not ready to ease him of his burden!!!! Let's go to the next job please!!!! The devil accepted.
The third room seems easy for GEJ as he meets his long-time rival "OLUSEGUN OBASANJO sitting on a chair, naked with MAHEEDA doing to OBJ what she does best!!!! She was giving Obasanjo a blowjob with other sexual movement!
Goodluck Jonathan looks readily happy and available for the job even before the devil asked him if he's interested in the job! The devil asked him pointing to OBJ and Maheeda, " would you love to do this job???" YES!!! He replied happily as they headed to the scene.
You stop!!! The Devil ordered Maheeda, You can now go to paradise!!!! She was excited and left in happiness to the paradise!
The devil turned to Jonathan, now it's your turn, start giving OBJ the "blowjob"! You will do this for seven days and nights before you qualify to enter paradise!!!!!
GEJ FAINTED!!!!!!!!!
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DISCLAIMER: This piece of article is not targeted and pointed to any of the people aforementioned in the post as it is just for fun and nothing but a pure comical write up.
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